My in-laws have a good way to get rid of pesky Jehovah’s Witnesses. The “I don’t speak English” gambit always works. That is to say, it always worked. The other day, I went to my in-laws house. Apparently the JWs had been by and provided some pamphlets. Judging from the title, they were either about how Jesus hates modern medicine or the tragic career of Jimi Hendrix. Anyhow, I was rather surprised to see that the wisdom of Pasty white Northern European Jesus (not to be confused with pasty white Northern European Space Jesus, who is totally different) is apparently available in Chinese even in a Southwestern town of less than 100,000 people.

It shows the lengths to which they will go to spread their bullshit the word. I think I will be forced to believe in space aliens when the JWs and the Mormons have translated their various texts into Rigelese.