Sure, Romney and a few top right-wing stooges have “refudiated” (also, can we quit pretending that Sarah Palin has an IQ much above room temperature?) Akin’s stupid “legitimate rape” comments.

Why? When it comes down to it, we all know it.

When Uncle Bill’s been hitting the bottle, everybody notices, but politely pretends not to. It’s not until he starts threatening to “show you punk kids” that people intervene. But unless you are around strangers, you never act shocked. Does anyone actually believe that the gentlemen of the GOP refrain from using the n-word in private, like they have finally come to do in public? Why, then, does the press corpse collectively clutch its pearls and collapse in its fainting couches when someone lets slip what he thinks of women? Who are the media fooling? I assume it can only be themselves. They love pretending that Limbaugh’s occasional intentional tipping of his hand is a revelation. It’s not. Just like you knew Uncle Bill was a violent drunk, you know that blacks are “niggers,” the house help are “wetbacks,” and those rape victims are “sluts” who probably “had it coming” to all the GOP headliners.

That excludes Willard himself, of course. Have you ever heard Mormons curse? Imagine Ned Flanders’ version of cursing. It’s actually rather amusing. I mean the guy actually claimed to have used the phrase “for Pete’s sake” when berating an employee (regarding paying wetbacks over the table, rather than under or something like that. I don’t really give a shit). This, despite the fact that he is well under 90 years old.

You see, Space Jesus hates cursing. Pasty white Northern European Space Jesus used to live in the Middle East for some reason, but then went to America on holiday, and now resides at or near the planet Kolob. Anyway, he hates cursing, but he hates Lamanites (dark people) even more.