Apparently, presidential debating has appreciably lower truth standards than high school debate club debating. I’m sure the Romney handlers give their deepest thanks to Duane Gish. It’s a brilliant tactic. If you consider “infantile” and “brilliant” as synonyms, then it is brilliant. But it works with the mouthbreathers, so I guess it’s OK. (Caveat: If your annual salary is greater than $250,000, you can be excused for failing to understand that you are still among the filthy peasantry when it comes to who is on the “screwer” and “screwee” side of the equation. It would take actual effort on your part to notice otherwise.) Just FYI, though, here is your Jesus-cursed-the-lesser-races-with-dark-skin Messiah’s tax plan, worked out so even the laziest of lazy fucks can get it:

Step 1: Cut revenue (tax increases for the wealthy)
Step 2: Increase defense spending
Step 3: Cut no benefits (or only trivial ones, such as Big Bird)
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Balanced Budget!!!

Sounds legit…