Twitter is interesting in that most of it is mindless garbage. Occasionally, however, I add to the festering pile. A selection of my recent contributions:
- There’s a reason most people are loath to leave their children unattended around gun nuts.
- Ronald Reagan died for your sins. Repent, liberal!
- At press conferences, sartorial choices are far worse than, say, using disproven reports as justification to invade a country.
- If a corporation is a person and it possesses a fundamental inability to feel empathy or remorse, isn’t it a psychopath?
- In my state, ‘alleged manhandling’ isn’t a ‘summary execution’ offense.
- If Obama had a pretend ranch, RWNJs would call him a poser and not a real cowboy like terrified-of-horses Bush Jr.
- If the computer evolved from the calculator, why are there still cash registers?
- I thought the armed wing of the John Birch Society called themselves the “Tea Party.”
- The human brain only uses 10% of it gullibility inhibitor.
- It sounds like the Socialist Takers don’t even want the US to become a tax-free capitalist paradise like Somalia.
- It’s telling that only three of the last three US Presidents are known to have smoked pot.
- Tea Party 1773: “No taxation without representation!” Teap Party 2009: ” No taxation if the guy I voted for lost!”
And, regarding the inexplicably “hero-to-anti-government-loons” pile of excrement Snowden:
- I’m so old I remember when stealing secret documents and absconding to Russia was considered espionage.
I remember a word for people who require a mere 140 characters to express themselves, but what was it?
Oh, right. Simpletons.
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