Global Warming Disproven

Yesterday and today were “snow days,” as referred to in to common vernacular. I was excused from work due to extreme weather conditions. In Minnesota, such conditions are known as “April.” But for those with an IQ near room temperature, this is solid proof that Global Warming was made up by the secret Muslim Kenyan… Continue reading Global Warming Disproven


I have said it before, and I’ll doubtless continue saying it until advanced dementia has rendered me incapable of recalling physics: This simple statement means that it is impossible, by the laws of physics, to know anything perfectly. While I should mention that the position and momentum of large objects may be known quite accurately,… Continue reading Prophecy