I’m sure there exists some sort of drug that greatly mutes the ability to feel empathy. That could be very useful in the case that a person, say, wanted to become a token Hispanic to shill right-wing talking points on the cable news networks. Of course, this hypothetical person would also have to be the “Hispanic friend” of an uncomfortably large number of wealthy people. That probably involves showing up to stupid events for the entire duration. Ughh. It would probably also require accepting suggestions such as “Don’t hide your accent, I’m sure it’s charming.” and to “Why don’t you show us one of those Latin dances your people do?”
Well, it beats working. Because, you know, if Hispanics are anything it’s lazy.