Jeb! Campaign Achieves “Acceptance” Level(!)

Jubal Early Bush (I assume that’s what “J.E.B.” stands for, and I’m far too lazy to look it up) has exceeded expectations of all observers. In realizing the inevitable, that is. The slightly less stupid of the impressively stupid Bush Clan wastrel generation has affirmed what those around him have been telling him for years: Bush Jr. not only burned the crops yet to be sewn in the Bush Family farm, but also salted the soil. And probably seeded it with various heavy metals. George P. Bush is destined for the blue blood equivalent* of shoe-shine boy.

Good riddance.

*a six-figure job defecating clearly unqualified political opinions onto a heavily subsidized money-losing online rag.