Trump:

One who can’t be bothered to memorize canned answers for the most softball of questions posed by the “professional toady” class of “journalists” can’t be expected to successfully fulfill any function for which success has not been preordained through a monetary exchange.

Bush, III, (The Revenge?):

Surprisingly, though, “Jeb!” has managed to trip over his own tie midstride while walking down the well marked path to his eventual nomination. It’s rare to see a golden boy that looks so much like he’s about to stumble right off the primrose path and into the thorns.